The world has for decades been in the grip of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK stage of STAR WARS and is desperately needing the RETURN OF THE JEDI to restore peace and sanity to the Empire.
Just looking at the line-up of wanna-be REPUBLICAN SUPREME LEADERS reveals the quality of candidates you get when you open the floodgate to untold billions in corporate funding. The worst GALACTIC REPUBLIC money can buy.
With 43 per cent support, one apparently guileless candidate speaks all the unexpressed rage of the GAMORREAN masses. If elected, any one of these DARK LORDS will unleashe dreadful suffering on the Empire and millions will die. One in five citizens is an IMPERIAL STORMTROOPER of some sort, from the Military down to legions of underpaid security guards, protecting 80 per cent of the Empire’s wealth held by the ruling 1 per cent.
The GALACTIC EMPIRE has never been democratic, but don’t dare mention that. It is corporate feudalism rapidly becoming fear-driven fascism.
The present SUPREME LEADER wrote in his memoir that even to be short-listed as a candidate you have to have sold your soul to the DARK LORD VEDA. Aspiring SUPREME LEADER Hilary means business as usual. Bernie is the nearest thing to OBI WAN KENOBI and the RETURN OF THE JEDI, and while his rising popularity may rattle the GALACTIC REPUBLIC, history shows the Empire knows how to deal with such bleeding hearts. Nothing will raise the ire of the DARK LORD like restricting the flow of fossil fuels. Let’s hope THE FORCE AWAKENS in time to restore sanity and turn back the tide.
Michael Balson – Upper Wilson’s Creek