Abstained. Abstained? Abstained! Well, f..k my days. You folks gotta be the wussiest mob on the planet.
Look, my sisters and brothers in the, erm, lucky (certainly not plucky) country: ever you fall in the shit, just give us a holler.
Yeah, okay, generally speaking we see you as a clot of thick-necked hi-rise trailer trash yabbos, but I never met a one of you I didn’t like, even when sober.
We, the 4.7 million of us led by our super-plucky 37-year-old lady leader, will be there to yank (pun, pun) you out of the c-pool.
Abstain. A Big brown STAIN.
Happy New Year from the two skinny islands down to the right.
Barry Rosenberg, Ohope, New Zealand