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March 7, 2021

May the fourth

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Police exchange gun fire at Dunoon – man arrested

At a media conference outside the Lismore police station this morning, Acting Superintendent Susan Johnston, Commander, Richmond Police Area Command, said that a man has been charged over an incident at Dunoon last night.

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Ben Hamilton riding for kids with cancer

Ballina man Ben Hamilton is riding his bike 500km to help young kids with cancer.

Koala groups lobby Tweed MP Geoff Provest for action

Local koala groups have been taking action to protect NSW koalas by meeting with Tweed State Member of Parliament, Geoff Provest seeking his support for action on koala protections and asking him not to support the koala killing legislation his government are putting forward.

‘Groundhog Day’ shifts Splendour to November

Splendour in the Grass 2021 organisers say that Groundhog Day jokes aside, the festival will be rescheduled for a late spring edition, from Friday 19 to Sunday 21 November.

Suffolk Park pump track

Jinesh Attard, Suffolk Park Many in the local community of hillside Suffolk Park have come to understand the impact the pump...

Ballina Dragon Boaters win world championships

Shelley Cornish from Tintenbar has won two gold medals in the world indoor rowing championships as well as a world record time, while husband Paul Hurley chimed in with a silver medal.

Not quite ‘too late’

Desmond Bellamy, PETA Australia Sir David Attenborough, the world’s most famous naturalist, has just addressed the United Nations Security Council to...

Ian Harris, Mullumbimby

On May the fourth, Peter Dutton announced to the media that ‘we’ve got to save our country from Bill Shorten’.

Leaked documents to Dutton from universal master spy, Garindan, allege that one of the Shapeshifter Gurlanins had polymorphed into Bill Shorten who, should he win the election, will secretly launch an Earth invasion from their home planet, Qi’ilura.

In another twist, Shorten himself, in the second live debate, referred to Morrison as a ‘classic space invader’.

Originally it was thought that a Clawdite had shapeshifted into Shorten but this piece of intergalactic intelligence was deemed unreliable when the suspected Clawdite, Shorten, didn’t slip from his disguise when severely distracted by trying to explain his $387 billion tax bill.

The documents further go on to recommend that the quickest form of defence would be to quasimorph an Ugur into Clive Palmer. The source pointed out that as Ugurs resemble large blobs naturally and, when dealing with outsiders, they usually wear fluorojackets after taking on a humanoid form hence only semi or ‘quasi’ morphing was required. This could be accomplished ‘in a matter of nanoseconds’.

May the 18th be over soon.

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