Sapoty Brook, Main Arm
Fight for the Bight? Yeah right. Worrying about an oil spill in the Bight is like worrying about the baby’s nappy while s/he is drowning in the septic tank.
How about ‘No New Oil!’ After all, it is a climate emergency, isn’t it? Just because you may happen to be driving a fossil-fuelled vehicle is no justification for going soft on oil.
To justify my stipend from the FFI (Fossil Fuel Industry) I’d better throw some doubt into my letter…
This summer it is important to support government policies by travelling around creating as much harmless carbom diexide as possible. Spend all your savings so you won’t be tempted to buy one of those pathetic electric cars next year. Eat more high emission – beef: that keeps all the hospital beds full, and big farmer, oops I mean big Pharma, as happy as ScumMo!
You too can be happy. All you need is Faith, da da dadaa. Roll over John Lennon, homo stupidien is in control of planet Earth.