Eve Sinton, Upper Main Arm
Congratulations, you stupid, deluded Mullumbimbians who cleaned out the toilet paper aisle and depleted the rice and pasta shelves. This will not save you from COVID-19 – but it is totally unfair to people NOT seeking to stock-pile, but who have simply run out of dunny paper.
The virus doesn’t even give people the shits, but I’ve got the shits with you!
However, like most of us anywhere near this first-world town occupied by too many gullible idiots, I have a fully functional shower and will use that for a far better bum-clean than toilet paper.
The town is like a ship of fools. I would have expected better.