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Thus Spake Mungo: Isolation days

Last week I could have my hair styled, but I couldn’t get a kidney transplant. I could take my kids to school, but not to church. I could invite nine mates to a funeral, but only four to a wedding. I could attend a bootcamp, but I could not meet my friends in a park. I was told to vote in local elections if I lived in Queensland, but not in New South Wales.

Well, actually, I couldn’t do any of the above even if I wanted to – I am in isolation. But I am not considered ill and I will not be tested. Indeed, I can order cocktails delivered to my door.

And I am expected to work. All workers are essential – until they are not, until Scott Morrison bans or restricts some occupations and the previously essential workers are sent off to join the queues at Centrelink, where they will maintain social distance – or not.

It was beyond confusion, beyond parody. And when journalists tried to make sense of the chaos, a snarly Morrison slapped them down; any attempt at interrogation of government edicts was not helpful, verging on unpatriotic, even unAustralian. Shut up and do what you’re told.

In his so-called National Cabinet, Morrison bullied the state premiers to yet again postpone the inevitable

Clearly this situation could not go on, but it did. In his so-called National Cabinet, Morrison bullied the state premiers to yet again postpone the inevitable.

Well before the end of the week it was clear that the federal government was reluctantly moving to impose a near total lockdown of the kind already in place in many other countries. The premiers may have disagreed about the urgency, but all accepted it was going to happen. So did business: any resistance was minimal, the real debate was about who would be compensated, and by how much.

The National Cabinet was supposed to produce national policy, but Morrison is now extolling the idea that state differences are actually a good thing

And the premiers of the biggest states, Liberal Gladys Berejiklian, in New South Wales, and Daniel Andrews, in Victoria, have made it clear that they are preparing to move soon, even if Morrison will not. The National Cabinet was supposed to produce national policy, but Morrison is now extolling the idea that state differences are actually a good thing. Talk about making a virtue out of necessity.

The schools were spending more effort on home learning than supervising their dwindling numbers in the classrooms; few believed that schools would reopen after the impending holidays. The overall mood was that something close to total lockdown was only a matter of time, so we might as well get on with it.

But Morrison was determined to string out the phoney war for as long as possible, perhaps because he was all too aware that the cost of a lockdown will be horrendous, in economic, social and crucially, political terms.

Unemployment will soar, certainly to over ten per cent, with some estimates reaching 15 per cent – which means two million Australians out of work. This is not just a recession – it is getting into serious depression territory, and it will not be over in six months, as Morrison previously optimistically predicted.

The cost to Treasury will be enormous in lost tax revenue, and increased welfare payments, even without the third and subsequent stimulus packages that will be required

The cost to Treasury will be enormous in lost tax revenue, and increased welfare payments, even without the third and subsequent stimulus packages that will be required. There will be no talk of surpluses in the foreseeable future. But there is no real choice – in spite of Morrison’s insistence that we must act to protect both health and the economy – lockdown is the only serious idea on the table if we are to save hundreds, perhaps thousands, of lives.

And the economic and emotional pain will be immense and long-lasting. Very little of this will be Morrison’s fault; the worst he can validly be accused of is procrastination and dithering, and given that those have characterised his entire time as prime minister, the electorate can hardly claim to be shocked.

But his will be the hand that signs the paper that authorises the lockdown, and the misery to follow. He is the officer on watch, and a lot of voters will not forgive him; they will remember the leader’s burden – that the buck stops here. Morrison will be remembered as the prime minster who dumped them in the mire, just as the equally innocent Jimmy Scullin was remembered in the Great Depression.

ScoMo’s legacy will be far darker than that of Kevin Rudd, who blew the budget to manage the Global Financial Crisis, or Paul Keating, who oversaw the recession we had to have. In time, Morrison may be condoned – he may even win another election, like Keating did in 1993, with the aid of John Hewson’s GST. But he will not be forgotten, and it will not be the epitaph he craves.

So, is he preparing to spread the blame? For no apparent reason he has convened what he calls the National COVID-19 Coordination Commission, to solve problems

So, is he preparing to spread the blame? For no apparent reason he has convened what he calls the National COVID-19 Coordination Commission, to solve problems. It was picked by him alone, mainly consisting of business cronies, with a couple of supportive bureaucrats, none of whom have any known expertise in managing a pandemic. Ironically, the only one who might have relevant experience is the token lefty, Greg Combet, who was a minister during Rudd’s bailout in the GFC. But he will be hopelessly outnumbered by the corporate free-enterprise number crunchers.

And the greatest irony of all is that the people elected to do the job – the members of the federal parliament – have been sidelined for the duration. Barbers are considered essential, but the MPs are considered redundant in a way that they have never been, not during wars, depressions or previous pandemics.

Naturally there is resistance, and not just from the Labor Party and its allies. And no reasonable justification for the extraordinary move has been advanced – other parliaments continue to sit around the nation, and indeed around the world.

There should be outrage – a demand that our representatives are brought back to do their job!

But there should be outrage – a demand that our representatives are brought back to do their job! Unfortunately, a shell-shocked, confused and frightened populace seems to be copping it as part of the ongoing madness, as they are assured by the partisan commentariat that Morrison knows what he is doing – and that unity is vital, we must all stick together, and we should be ready to accept sacrifices in the name of – well, what?

Morrison tells us that our health, our immediate physical survival, is not the overwhelming priority; preserving the economy is at least equally important. So just like some businesses, democracy must be placed in hibernation for the duration. And preserving his political dominance might also have something to do with it. Whatever it takes.


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14 responses to “Thus Spake Mungo: Isolation days”

  1. Phil Harris says:

    Is any other parliament in the world in lockdown/shutdown now for 5 months?
    How does ProMo do this and think it will be/is okay?
    Anyway I’m off for a haircut.
    Call me Gobsmacked!

  2. Hotspringer says:

    Why TF would you want to take your kids to church?

  3. Tony says:

    Well said Mungo. I like many are shot down in flames if we dare criticise anything our PM says or does or doesn’t say or do – ” he has set a bilateral path” — not..

  4. It’s not the environment, my dears, it’s the Economy.
    That’s why our voted-in reps aren’t sitting while
    they’re being paid to stay away. To ‘speak’! Have an
    opinion the public may agree with! Who’s slacking
    off? No-one except our yapping imperial sales-rep.
    Why can’t we have what the rest of the world has:
    a ‘seated’ & ‘talking’ parliament – or is that letting
    ‘the cat out of the bag’? Yes… yes… we all know
    how a Total Lockdown would be a horror show
    & costly. Still, it would save lives. That’s the point
    isn’t it. That’s what for real Leaders & members of
    parliament do in the outside World. Full Lockdown.

  5. Ill fares the land says:

    I trust you are right Mungo. I shudder at the thought that this crisis will actually boost the stocks of a weasel who is patently unsuited to the role into which he lied and backstabbed his way. Unhappily, he is bumbling regularly and his worst traits are in evidence – for those that despise him and know that what we are seeing is an exercise in him building his brand, but for his supporters, what I see a lot and from some highly intelligent people is the unyielding conviction that he is either, a) doing a great job, or b) not doing a great job but Labor would be much worse!! He is making absolutely certain that he is seen as the person who is steering the ship by himself, so that the credit is all his and he will assiduously keep Albanese well away, just so there is no risk of confusion – and we will see that it is all him. It is this desperation, as well as a dose of ample meanness of spirit, that means he is keeping Labor and unions well away from any of his “committees”. So he sets up a committee with mates from business – because their solutions to problems might not be universally bad, but they will always focus on business owners not employees and Morrison is not interested in policies that promote the latter, which will always be eschewed in favour of policies that support the former.

  6. Tony Elwood says:

    The parliament seem to think that a total lockdown is in order for their own well being. We won’t see them till this is done with. Here is an idea: the workers deemed essential should be given a massive pay rise immediately, the CEOs, cabinet ministers and parliamentarians who have abandoned their posts should take a massive pay cut immediately, actually they should not be paid till they get back to work, just line up like the rest waiting for Centrelink.

  7. The Sheriff says:

    Scmo has outsourced democracy.
    At times he seems to be decisive but clearly he is not quite up to what seems to be an impossible task. The problem is most of his ministerial colleagues are fairly useless. Dutton , Cash and Robert come to mind.
    And where is our Kevin? Toeing the party line of course with his utterances.

  8. Colin Tree says:

    What about the telephone sanitisers ?
    The Golgafrinchan population was wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from unsanitary telephones.

  9. Wanderer says:

    Thanks Mungo. Through drought, fires, floods and now pandemic we’ve been used as tools to benefit the economy. The economy should be taking care of us, not a few freeloading corporate megalomaniacs.
    If we’d shut down two weeks ago we could have contained the situation and only had a couple more weeks to go.
    Half the country is playing it safe, the other is, it seems, following the ‘lead’ of an inept failed ad exec with powerful friends.. shilly shallying and celebrating their own selfishness.

  10. Nick says:

    And look where they landed up.

  11. Joachim Staats says:

    Phil Harris, good question. Democracy Oz style, where Parliament is scrapped for months.

  12. BryanPeterson says:

    Just hang in there everybody, we know everything that ScoMo says comes back to haunt him.
    So…..”I’m in charge now, look at me.”
    What could possibly go wrong?
    We’ll know soon enough.

  13. Roma Newton says:

    OH Mungo, you never miss telling it like it is ! WHY aren’t you running this country – or are clear-headed brains a non-sequitur ?

  14. BASSMAN says:

    Scumo will surf on all of this and easily win the next election-the Looting Liberals are always in the right place at the right time-Tampa, 9/11 etc. I can remember Howard behind his pl;astic goofy grin saying “The times have suited me”. The thing is, all of the initiatives Smoko has instigated are Labor policies announced yonks ago that the Looters were eventually dragged kicking and screaming to implement-yup even the latest-child minding, Debt? No worries-Labor debt bad. Liberal debt OK and NEVER forget, The Adults DOUBLED debt well before the virus hit the economy.

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