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September 22, 2021

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Chris Dobney, Binna Burra

How many covidiots does it take to ruin your week?

Just one, but the covidiot in question needs to be pretty damned determined.

Here’s an example.

1. Spend time with your wife in Sydney. She has COVID – but you don’t believe in it – so she has ‘a cold’.

2. Ignore the lockdown, abandon Sydney and head north to your ‘spiritual’ home, Byron. You don’t believe in COVID so it doesn’t apply to you (sovereign citizen perhaps?)

3. Bring the kids for extra spreading power.

4. Ignore all mask-wearing and check-in mandates – you don’t believe in them. You’d be welcome at Eden’s Landing.

5. Start looking for a place to settle in your ‘spiritual’ home. Everything’s too expensive in Byron and Lismore, so you end up in Casino. Spreading it far and wide.

6. Start feeling sick. It’s just a cold… no, a flu… oh, it’s getting worse…

7. Eventually succumb to a COVID test and end up occupying a valuable bed in a regional hospital.

8. Now the entire region is in lockdown. God knows how many people this covidiot has infected.

I wonder who’s looking after the kids.


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2 COMMENTS

  1. Everyone who is not Covid ignorant, selfish or self entitled needs to boycott Eden’s Landing and all the other businesses that refuse to wear masks and let unmasked customers in. Never go to these selfish businesses again and send them broke. They do not belong here. If one does not believe Covid is a problem or one doesn’t want to have a vaccination that’s fine. But if for no other reason than to be unselfish, how hard is it to where a mask and check in and out? Are we that lazy? It’s incredible how selfish and arrogant one must be to refuse to be part of the broader community. Are you that weak you poor little babies, that you can’t handle wearing a mask? All across Asia people feeling unwell have been acting unselfishly for untold years for the sake of their communities. Shame on you that live and get about our community and refuse to respect the vast majority here. You are a spoiled lazy lot of selfish individuals to be sure.

  2. Chris,
    There is no such thing as a “covidiots”. They do not exist. they are normal Australians who ignore the rights of others.
    Now your writing style. Write it straight, delete the comedy and it will come out better.
    eg. 1 . Spend money with your wife in Sydney. She has COVID, but you can’t bear to be away from her. The fastest way to contact COVID is within the family.
    You have just increased the spread by 100 percent.

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