Given the continued wanton destruction of native habitat and wildlife perpetrated by that crazed foaming-at-the-mouth hominid known as human I demand, for the sake of the very survival of the planet, an immediate emergency order enforcing a 23-hour human lockdown, ensuring this invasive species is confined to their dwellings.
When out for their one-hour walk, these dangerous creatures should be manacled by the ankles to restrict their facility to subdivide and clear great swathes of native habitat, to pollute the rivers and to poison the air and soil, as they are wont to do when left to their own devices.
Any breaches of these laws should initiate Council confiscation of ALL assets pertaining to the infringer along with permanent garnisheeing of the totality of any future earnings, until death. Only then will we get a handle on this recidivist pest and save our habitat from destruction.
