I have a huge dilemma that I thought your readers might be able to help me with.
I never got married because I thought it was a way of tricking women into a life of subservience. But my problem now is that I’ve fallen passionately in love with two utterly divine, deep, caring, sensitive men. They are so amazing that they out-Mahatma, Mahatma and they’re both handsome and charismatic too, Mr Trump and Mr Netanyahu.
I imagine having the hands of these loving, adorable men upon me – maybe both at the same time? Wow, how beautiful and fulfilling would that be?
Help me decide which one girls, or maybe I’ll just go with the polygamy thing and satisfy my every hope and dream for a sublime, precious future.
For four decades The Echo has printed the stories some people loved, some people hated, and some pretended not to read. If you want us to keep telling the truth, the real truth, not the sugar-coated version. We’ll need your support to keep the presses rolling. 
