Phillip M’Bottle, Billinudgel (correct name & address supplied).
I am riting to say that I am very mush in flavor of the dishtillery at the end of Muddle Picket Road.
I enjoy a tipple in the afternoon and a quiet drive home along back country roads after a few rums, and gins, and vodkas sounds like a gr8 way to sphend an afternoon.
The council should put a bottle slop at the end of every valley, that way nobody would worry about the poshholes. Yours very asperagusly


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