KP Freise, Crabbes Creek
I’d almost finished reading Mandy’s soapbox on my verandah when a bull ant crawled on my naked belly. I snapped it off as it was about to start committing violence against me. It must have been a male!
I have a better solution: instead of a sex strike, which would make men more aggressive, teach them tantric sex. Since learning tantric sex my partner is so peaceful and loving.
Do it for an hour or longer and the man’s in paradise – for more than five minutes.
It’s more than worth doing it about three times a week – if you’re retired you can do it every day. You will have a cuddly lamb in your house instead of a wolf.