Chumpy Charlie sits behind a palatial wall,
Obscuring his view from the reality of it all,
Bemoaning the absence of public excitement,
Charlie enlarges his pompous entitlement,
Commiserating, for his heavenly heart be a bleeding,
Ascending accountability, through centuries of inbreeding,
Lamenting on Earth’s pre-eminent problem, how he’s feeling,
All of the while, the people need feeding.


For four decades The Echo has printed the stories some people loved, some people hated, and some pretended not to read. If you want us to keep telling the truth, the real truth, not the sugar-coated version. We’ll need your support to keep the presses rolling.