Hannah Grace, Ocean Shores
What if we had gorgeous people like Brian Cox running the planet – how wonderful would that be? Not these stinking, violent creatures full of avarice and self-importance – dinky-dick bastards! Our little tiny, tiny spec in the universe would be doing so much better.


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