The Mullum Aeronautics and Space Administration (MASA) will soon launch the Spiders Webb telescope, which will break through to deeper levels of Advanced Astrological Psychodelics – looking right back in thyme to the origins of love in the sinoatrial node.
The launch will be propelled by 42 precisely positioned blowflies fuelled by an enormous load. Once it is positioned in the correct golden orb it will unfurl a shady supercool birth chart of the multiverse. The team is very keen to see what love looked like immediately after the inflation and dark matter period and before gravitas dominated attraction.


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