Dear Noah (Letters, Cure for Alfred, March 19),
Where have you been during the 2017 and 2022 floods? Or did you not know about your magic gifts back then? If yes, I advise you not to tell anybody, otherwise you might get sued for millions by state and federal governments for failure to provide assistance.


For four decades The Echo has printed the stories some people loved, some people hated, and some pretended not to read. If you want us to keep telling the truth, the real truth, not the sugar-coated version. We’ll need your support to keep the presses rolling.