Want to take your kids to see comedy but worried it’s going to be terribly inappropriate?
And then worried that if it is appropriate it’s going to be completely naff? Well the Listies have the show for you.
If I could change one thing… it would be my underpants.
It’s important to remember… to change your underpants.
Loving yourself… is putting on clean underpants.
When I dance I… poop. Then I have to change my underpants #problems.
People always assume… I’m joking about my underpants.
My mother told me… to change my underpants. She’s really worried about me.
The biggest disappointment… is when the elastic goes in my underpants
When I was a kid I thought babies… were on to a good thing with nappies.
If I won lotto I would… buy all the underpants in the world – YASSSS!
If I were PM the first thing I’d do… is change the Australian flag to a pair of underpants.
The world would be a better place… if I changed my undies. #seriously
When you come to my show… you must be wearing underpants. This is not Scotland.
THE LISTIES – The Listies Make You LOL! Saturday 19 March, 11am $22–30. Tickets at
www.norpa.org.au or call 1300 066 772
For four decades The Echo has printed the stories some people loved, some people hated, and some pretended not to read. If you want us to keep telling the truth, the real truth, not the sugar-coated version. We’ll need your support to keep the presses rolling. 
