Trump as cornered feral cat, mayhem looms

What’s the joke? There are so many possibilities, write yer own caption! Photo USAxAUS.

Phillip Frazer

America’s presidential election is just 15 weeks away…

Today, the Dis-united States of America – aka world’s ‘richest’ country – has nearly four million cases of COVID-19, and over 150,000 deaths attributed to the virus. More than 40 million Americans are out of work and four out of 10 Americans would be unable to pay an unexpected $1,000 expense, such as an emergency room visit or car repair, with their savings – and that shocking statistic predates the pandemic.

So, the president and a big bunch of Republicans will be voted out of office on November third right? Maybe, maybe not.

Consider a few scenarios:

WAR: Trump could declare war, which always boosts a president’s ratings, such as Reagan’s Grenada attack, or the Bush-Cheney’s WMD (weapons of mass destruction) hit on Iraq. Trump’s target of choice would be China, but they have 2.2 million in uniform versus America’s 1.4 million, and they have nuclear, cyber and bio weapons, so if Trump went after China he’d only have a handful of backups; Morrison being its little finger. BeamMeUpScotty just decided to spend $270b on our military to prepare for our ‘more dangerous’ world, led by ‘malicious’ China. China called this ‘stupid’.

In fact, Trump has already started a war – America’s second Civil War – the goal of which is to enshrine unlimited personal enrichment as the country’s overarching principle, along with the disenfranchisement of everyone who doesn’t belong to the current ruling tribe. Trump’s tribe are rich people who look, sound, and operate like him, are dedicated to his personal advancement, secondly to their own, and to everyone else’s not at all.

The number of Americans who still think that Trump’s goal is their goal is shrinking. Polls now have Biden far enough ahead of Trump that even the multi-billion dollars worth of advertising and free media that Trump and his backers will inflict on the population over the next three months is unlikely to swing the votes their way.

BLOCK THE VOTE: this president and his backers have ditched all conventions of electioneering; their main goal is to stop Democratic voters from voting. He/they could, for example, declare an emergency and hand the selection to the members of the Electoral College which, you may remember from 2016, is all you need to win the presidency. Electoral College voters from all the individual states – appointed by their local political dealmakers – would choose Biden, or Trump, and in most cases all the electoral votes of that state would go to the man thus chosen, regardless of the people’s vote.

SHOOT PEOPLE: What sort of emergency? If somebody opened fire on lines of would-be voters outside a polling booth on Election Day, the vote could be abandoned, either by some legal pronouncement or just ipso facto. Even if they reschedule, there’s always another shooter. There’s more than one gun for every citizen in America.

COULD IT REALLY HAPPEN? There are many reasons Trump does not intend to lose; including that he’ll be charged with multiple jailable crimes the second he loses Presidential immunity.

BIGGLY-EST REASON? For Donald Trump, nothing is worse than being a loser. Beyond that, he doesn’t give a fuck, my dear…

Phillip Frazer isowrites in Mullum and isoposts at

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5 responses to “Trump as cornered feral cat, mayhem looms”

  1. Victoria Thompson says:

    Please don’t maligne cats. They are intelligent, loving, endlessly fascinating, deep emotional creatures. Trump is a mad moron.
    America’s presidential election is just 15 weeks away… Today, the Dis-united States of America – aka world’s ‘richest’ country – has nearly four million cases of COVID-19, and over 150,000 deaths attributed to the virus.

  2. Hotspringer says:

    The Yanks, just like we and the Brits, have the “government” they deserve (unlike the Chinese, North Koreans or Russians, who have no say in such matters.)

  3. JAA says:

    Christ, does this person have a critical thinking mind at all? “Trump has already started a war – America’s second Civil War”.. HOW? By all accounts it’s been the violent BLM and Antifa “protestors” wrecking property, looting and shooting. Trump has held back from intervening until now and only because the Democrats running those cities have done absolutely NOTHING to stop the crazies. I’m not even going to bother with the other “possible” scenarios, since they are unhinged.

  4. Mac Hawk says:

    Such a naive article. You really have no idea who rules America. Trump is the incompetent buffoon who has lost the support base of the majority of the oligarchs but still has the armed and loopy right behind him.
    But Biden as saviour ? Seriously? Biden is to the right of Trump on foreign affairs, Trade, and in the past , racist inclinations and voting record. The Democrats are more hawkish on China, Russia, Iran and Venezuela and are far more likely to flex America’s muscle with armed conflict than would Trump. Trump would never invade China – that idea is ludicrous. If he were to create an election war it would be poor little Venezuela- and with the full backing of the Democrats- way, they would most likely criticise him for not murdering the entire Maduro cabinet.
    The Democrats, just to gain a little sobering perspective, have supported 95% of Trumpian and Republican legislation through the Democrat dominated Congress – including every insane military budget increase in the last 30 years . Trump is not the worlds greatest global threat – America is.

  5. Phillip Frazer says:

    Never said Biden would save anyone. Dems in office will be in contention from day one over where the party goes next, with the newcomers in no mood for more war, even against Maduro. Focus will be on resurrecting stuff decimated by Repubs: voting rights, social programs, health, ed, local govt, new tech, facing enviro-disasters, more social politicos fewer sociopaths. Slim hopes but better than 100% guaranteed disaster under the buffoon.

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