John Jennings, Numinbah
We have a problem: Donald Trump might win the next election.
Solution: Instead of shaming Trump out of office – which doesn’t work, the skin is much too thick – let’s fame him out by honouring him as the first man to walk on Mars. With a ‘selfie’ of him on Mars, wrapped in a Stars and Stripes flag and a military-grade weapon of mass destruction slung over his shoulder to control the natives, any woman, or non-white who dares to challenge him. Then his earthbound devotees would go so wild with joy they would all queue up for the next flight to join their master. There would be no time to fight the next election. Problem solved.