Tim Harrington, Lennox Head
Well, Mungo, Peter Dutton must be doing a fantastic job to receive your description as a swamp dweller and a protected species. Perhaps swamp drainer would have been a more apt description, given the mess that he and Morrison inherited from the likes of Rudd, Gillard, and Bowen.
It is unlikely that anyone could have left the joint in a bigger stuff-up than that crowd. Even the front bar of the ‘Billi’ would have left less mess on a free-beer-weekend swill.
And Mungo, in your list of snake-oil messiahs, you have skilfully omitted the Giant Anacondas, unless you have included them in the unnamed ‘equally absurd fringe group’.