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April 13, 2021

Cinema Review: Ted 2

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The eponymous teddy bear (voiced by MacFarlane) is now married to Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth). They want to have a baby but for obvious reasons can’t manage it, so in the end they opt for surrogacy. The movie’s conflict develops when Ted is deemed to be a possession rather than a person and the rights of the underdog, of ‘the Other’, are taken to court. That MacFarlane might seriously consider himself a champion of those whom society marginalises by writing such a brutally dumb screenplay beggars belief. And the characters – well, they are simply obnoxious. If you can take to your heart people who get off their face and think it cool to throw apples from the rooftop at joggers passing by below, then be my guest to get out of my world.

The jokes are terribly laboured and, almost without exception, not very funny to anybody who has an IQ higher than a retarded gnat’s, while the try-hard references to popular culture are so self-congratulatory in their numbskull execution as to be embarrassing. Jay Leno and Liam Neeson allow themselves to be roped into critically awful and inconsequential cameo gags, while a half-hearted Mark Wahlberg and his fellow cast members go for the world record in saying ‘black cocks’ on screen. Unsuitable for anybody with half a brain.


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